I love people who teach me something new. Expand my mind. Talk to me about the universe. Share your dreams with me. Take me on a mental trip.
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Witness me.
Too drunk to Tumblr.
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- My Mom: What's the matter with you, you're always on your computer!
- Me: I watch TV sometimes
- Me: And read
- Me: And talk to my friends
- Me:
- My Mom:
- Me: On my computer
- Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
- Me:
- Astronomy professor:
- Me:
- Astronomy professor:
- Me:
- Astronomy professor:
- Me:
- Astronomy professor:
- Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
- Me: *Thinks about dying*
- Me: *Panics*
- Me: *Thinks about living*
- Me: *Panics*
- Me: ?????????????????????
- me: *impulsively tells someone a fucked up thing about myself*
- them: that doesn't sound healthy
- me: yeah lol
- me: *thinks about what i told them for 5 hours*
- me: why the fuck
me: i wish someone liked me
someone: [likes me]
me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years
reminder to any adults following me: dont forget to pay that bill
reminder to young adults following me: dont forget to drink water and take your medication if you have it
reminder to kids following me: dont forget to feed your dog and dont take your time for granted
reminder to babies following me: learn to read bitch